| I need your ideas! |
[Nov. 16th, 2007|09:19 am] |
What kinds of superstitious cures have you heard of or tried? I'm trying to come up with a list of cures, quick fixes, rituals, miracle products, old wives tales, and "miracles" along the likes of Audrey Santo. Please share! I need inspiration for a short story I'm working on. |
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| hipster erotica |
[Jun. 7th, 2007|08:25 pm] |
Found by Sean on CL. I'm so tempted to enter!
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/wrg/345190547.html
Reply to: hipsterotica@gmail.com
Date: 2007-06-04, 11:48PM PDT
The Hipsterotica.com Challenge #003
Hipsters, haters and those who are bored at work—Submit your best Hipster Erotica.
It’s time to be proud of the fact that you brought home a vegan as your date on Christmas and a pescetarian as your date on Easter.
It's time to admit that Topless Cheerleader Bitch Fights doesn't get you off and that Jenny Lewis and/or Sufjan Stevens makes you cum faster than you can say Feel the Illinoise.
It’s time to stand tall and tell the world that you date based on last FM playlists rather job security or washed hair.
What you can win: 1. A mix tape of Hipsterotica favorites (I know you have 12,000 Mp3's not to mention that vinyl collection—but I'm talking cassette tape) 2. An autographed copy of the Celine Dion Biography—it’s autographed—I wouldn’t lie about that. 3. A chance to be featured on our website and in our upcoming book.
Send us a hipsterotica submission—for most of you that means just describe in detail what you did on your date last night. For others that means replace erotica staples like “romantic candles” with something like "skinny jeans" and “Kenny G” with "TV on the Radio" and “Victoria's Secret” with "American Apparel".
And may the best/worst erotica win.
For inspiration: www.hipsterotica.com
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
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